Universal Secrets

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Dad: "You should be a professor when you grow up. I think you'd make a good teacher."

C: "I'd be a violent teacher, Dad."

- C (age nine)

"I think she really meant it this time. Just act innocent."

- C (age eight)

"I think Mom really means it this time. Just act innocent."

- C (age eight)

If your boss is worth being your boss, then (s)he's been there.

Xan Shui

First are smart but confused. Second are accepted but doubtful. Third are sweet but devious. Fourth are honest but regretful.

- Xan Shui

"Thinking is kind of hard."

- C